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BBM: Nazi or gentle man of the people?

Posted by Jercurpac Nov. 26, 2008 @ 4:16 PM EST

BBM would like you to believe that he's a "Nazi mod." BBM would like you to think of him as a ruthless scum bag who uses his meager position of power to stroke his minuscule ego. BBM has run an entire campaign based on these very unfounded assumptions that he has foisted upon the people. Sure, one could say that the act of jokingly portraying oneself as something as terrible as a Nazi, the universal symbol of intolerance and violence against one's fellow man, is reason enough to cast BBM as a scurrilous character, but let us not slide down that slippery slope based on such meager evidence allow us to take in the full account of BBM's person.

Personal Life

While it is true that BBM's insistence that he is a "Nazi mod" is based solely on his habits pertaining to this forum I think it is quite pertinent to see how he conducts himself in his day to day affairs as, and I think we can all agree without further explanation, one's lifestyle bleeds into their BBS activities.

Fact: BBM is not a very regimented person. Poor sleeping habits and a an inexcusably bad taste in clothing might not be the hallmark of a classy person, but it's certainly not indicative of Nazism. In fact, the Nazis regarded strict habits and fastidious personal care as being of prime importance. It seems odd that one claiming to be a Nazi would forget something so critical to the Nazi lifestyle.

Fact: BBM loves jews and has been quoted saying as much.
- "I hope one day I can marry a nice Jewish girl, they're the best."
- "Some people may look down on the Jews, but I think they're ace."
- "Call me crazy, but I think Hitler had it all wrong. The Jews are an essential block in the social structure of our world."

Well BBM, those are certainly admirable words, but I would equate them with one who is a Nazi.

BBS Habits

Certainly by now I've proven that BBM lacks the right beliefs to be a real Nazi in the outside world, but while damning evidence to be sure, it doesn't quite address the bulk of his his claim. The basis of his campaign is that he take fascist measure while moderating the BBS. Of course BBM must be speaking truthfully on this point. We must be able to find evidence of actions that can be described as Nazi-like in his BBS history. Lets take a closer look at what makes one a fascist, especially in the Nazi interpretation of fascism.

- The belief that race is of overriding importance beyond even the individual or the state (the mod team in this instance)

Take a look through BBMs posts. Does it seem like he singles people out based on race. Does it seem like he cares that he mods along with those who have darker complexions. I've already proven quite soundly that he cares not for one's religious beliefs, so tell us BBM, why should we be considering you a nazi?

- Nationalism

It is quite clear that Nazis were more than a little nationalistic. Bringing their country to the top of the world's powers was incredibly important. BBMs "nation" would be Newgrounds and the so called world would be the internet. Does BBM have any interest in Newgrounds besides the forums. Has he submitted flashes? Only a few paltry attempts made purely for humor. Has he submitted to the audio portal? The answer is a resounding no. Does he participate in or organize contests? I think you can answer this question on your own. Clearly BBM has only a mild interest in Newgrounds and its growth.

- Draconian Measures of Punishment

This is, without a doubt, where the heart of BBMs campaign lies. Maybe he is not a Nazi in the strictest sense of the word, but he certainly embodies the modern sense of the word when it comes to punishments that don't fit non-existent crimes. If there is any truth in his claim he must be a beastly mod who will ban anyone on a whim.

To me it seems like BBM is quite modest when it comes to banning. While I'm not at liberty to divulge the secrets of the ban lists I can quite assure that the number of outstanding bans by BBM are well within reason and everyone of them are backed up quite logically. Even our even-tempered friend Sanjay has more bans than this imaginary Nazi. Once again BBM has quite soundly failed the litmus test for Nazism.

Given such powerful evidence it is hard to believe that anyone would consider BBM a "nazi mod" much less cast a vote for him as such. BBM is a fool who doesn't even know the definition of a Nazi and is quite far from embodying the ideals thereof. Don't be fooled by his lies and vote for those who truly deserve the designation of Nazi Mod.

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Nov. 27, 2008 | 10:46 PM SevenSeize says:

He has a kitten named "Anne" and a dog named "Frank", which I do NOT think is meer coincidence. He tries to act all badass, but you know he donates 10% of each of his paychecks to battered women shelters? He's a lie, all of him.


Nov. 28, 2008 | 11:01 AM TheSilverGuitar says:

I remember liking BBM before he did all this Nazi shit.

I thought he was kidding about the whole Nazi thing.


Dec. 1, 2008 | 9:02 PM BananaBreadMuffin says:

LIES!

DIRTY LIES AND TERRIBLE SLANDER!


Dec. 1, 2008 | 9:04 PM BananaBreadMuffin says:

You're clearly just some dirty jew aren't you.


Dec. 2, 2008 | 12:06 PM DumbassDude says:

But BBM, what about that sweet jewish girl?


Dec. 2, 2008 | 1:59 PM smeagol1 says:

I KNEW IT!!!!! That fraud! To the lions with him!!!!


Dec. 2, 2008 | 9:49 PM EyeLovePoozy says:

dude...

LMFAO

I can't possibly voice my agreement with your opinions/observations any clearer.
BBM is a FRAUD and a laughable affront to what he "claims" to be holy...

I violently shit on him and his.


Dec. 2, 2008 | 11:52 PM kokonut10 says:

BBM is my daily source of lulz.


Dec. 3, 2008 | 4:00 AM Simple says:

Not all Nazis hated Jews, so don't just assume that, you asshole.

BBM FOR NAZI MOD!


Dec. 4, 2008 | 9:39 AM FUNKbrs says:

BBM is a beacon of hope in an age of increasing tolerance and liberalism.

How much did the jew conspiracy pay you to post this vile slander of character?!

As the undisputed priest of Hate on this forum, my endorsement of BBM completely destroys your false claims and blatant lies about that brilliant anti-semite, BBM.


Dec. 4, 2008 | 1:47 PM flashplayer5 says:

Poozy is the only real nazi mod, ie everyone hates him.


Dec. 6, 2008 | 5:36 PM mwmike says:

Why litmus test? pH meters are far more accurate.


Dec. 11, 2008 | 6:45 PM darkmaster962000 says:

"But BBM aint a Nazi he Clearly is jokeing around with it in his Signature people shouldn't take it seriously"

He was joking.

durr


Dec. 12, 2008 | 9:46 PM wafflecake12 says:

The truth revealed!

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